Jamie's 30 Minute Meals, Jamie's 15 Minute
Meals. Next comes Jamie's Five Minute Meals where he teaches you to
microwave his Jamie's Own ready meals (RRP 4.99. Production cost, fuck
all). I'm looking forward to Jamie's Last Suppers where he gathers 12 of
his closest sycophants, eats some overpriced shit and then gets
nailed to a piece of wood until he dies.
I find it interesting that his new Italian restaurant in Manchester is
situated opposite Liam Gallagher's Pretty Green 'boutique' as this goes
some way towards proving my hypothesis that 'twats of a feather flock
together'.
There is nothing cool about this, or insightful. I'm just a miserable old bastard with nothing better to do.
If you're laughing at what I've written then you're a miserable bastard as well. Welcome to my blog.
Next episode: Danny Dyer
